1. Cut the Honey-Badgers nails. Toe nails too. It usually takes a good 1/2 hour of whining/complaining/etc. And that’s just me before I go get her!
2. Go back to 9th grade and take Earth Science over again. I’d even do the labs when I was supposed to this time rather than go into school at 6:30am everyday for the last 2 weeks of school to get them done. Older and wiser, folks….. older and wiser.
3. Scrub toilets. And not just regular toilets like the kind at my house that are cleaned everyday. The kind at my in-laws house that are cleaned once a year. I’d do it. Hell, I’d even crank some Chamillionaire ‘Ridin Dirty’, put a hankerchief on my head, dance like I was spanking the toilet and pretend like I was enjoying it.
4. Grocery shop with a cart full of crying toddlers who keep standing up while I’m trying to manuever through the frozen food section. In Wal-Mart on “gub-ment check day” and Wearing fuzzy pajama pants and orange SU crocs. Oh wait, when I put it like that it sounds like I’ve done it before! 
5. Brush the snarled hair of 20 6 year-olds with no Johnson and Johnson detangling spray. And NOT smack them with the brush when they cry about how much you’re hurting them even though you know it wouldn’t hurt if they would just STAND STILL for 30 seconds! (Hi, Mom!)
6. Run on the treadmill. No, I would actually run and not just post on FB that I did! “I ray-nnnnnnn for my life!”
7. Sit and talk with the ‘local guy’ who looks JUST like Crazy-Eyes from Mr. Deeds! He’s a little different, but nice to talk to, and not too creepy if you’re positioned just right so that he’s looking at you.
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8. Do math homework with my 4th grader. I would actuallY TRY too, and not just circle all the questions I don’t know the answers to and tell her to ask her teacher in the morning!
9. Listen to Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ for 24 hours. On repeat. Even when my ears start to bleed.
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10. Watch Sarah Palin’s ‘Alaska’, IN FULL. Every episode. In a row. OUCH!
