Good Morning my fellow So What! Wednesday friends! I’m going for the gold and linking up with Shannon at Life After I Dew for the second week in a ROW for SWW! Okay, maybe not GOLD, but definitely a participation ribbon! I fear that this is becoming just a little too much fun for me, as I love to “vent” with a slight sarcastic edge! This week I’m saying:
So what that I took my girls to a darned-near gourmet restaurant last night and the highlight of their evening was NOT the food. Oh, it’s their “new favorite restaurant” alright, but not for the amazing food OR atmosphere. It is now the “best restaurant EVER” because Law and Order SVU was playing in the bar while we drank Shirley Temples and waited for our table! Awesome! 
My youngest did however try the calamari salad and declared: “Who would have thought I’d be eating octopus?!?!?!? And LIKING it!!!”
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I must take this opportunity to shamelessly plug Ember Woodfire Grill in Livonia, NY! The service was fantastic, the food eclectic, and a near perfect balance has been struck between “fine dining” and a kid-friendly atmosphere! We will definitely be back!
So what that the “nasty Siamese sisters” helped themselves to a brand new bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies during PMS week?!?! Truly, it’s one less day I need to feed them this week!
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So what that my dog won’t go running with me?!?! It’s no biggie. I’ve only always wanted a dog to run on the beach alongside my bikini-clad body as I warm up for beach volley-ball. Or to run on trails with me and protect me from wild-animals as I prep for a cross-country marathon. Now I’m going to be fat forever because my dog won’t motivate me to run. I just can’t figure out why she WON’T?!?!?! I thought for sure chihuahua’s were great runners with those super long legs of theirs!!
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So what that when we ran into Wegmans on the way home last night, I turn around from the Seltzer water display and this is what I saw?
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So WHAT that this is what my 6 year old drew at school as an example of her Scottish heritage?!? The picture is great! The spelling on the other hand…… needs a little work!
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So what that when I stopped by McDonalds this morning for a #7, the cashier who has become all too friendly with me wanted to know if I might want to ‘work-out’ with her sometime!?!?! Either she thinks I’m awesomely cool, or that was her clever way of saying “Hey fat-girl, lay off the McDonalds 5 days a week or even I will taunt you!”
So what that my parents haven’t answered my phone calls all week and I suspect it might have something to do with my “Senior Road Trip” blog from the other day. It’s either that or the fact that they’re out of town, and I sure hope it’s the second reason! Blogs are supposed to be FUN!
So what that Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom 2 was arrested yesterday for Heroin possession? Is this coming as a surprise to any of us? Especially to someone like me who is 33 years old and secretly (or NOT so secretly!) addicted to watching that show?!? Thank goodness for my DVR! What else would I watch in the mornings while pretending to cycle on my stationary bike!?! Maybe THAT should be some motivation for me!? Every time Jenelle or her Mom mention Keiffer or marijuana I’ll bike an extra mile! I’ll be skinny in no time!
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